Please Miss White Please Miss White
This boy Derek Drew This boy Robert Pink
Keeps trying to kiss me Miss Keeps stealing my pen Miss
What shall I do? What do you think?
Hide in the toilet dear Grab it out of his hand son
Run away to home Throw it against the wall
Stay with all your friends Put it up your nose dear
But don't be alone Or give Mr Jones a call!
Sophie 3W William 3W
Please Miss White
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps being naughty Miss
What shall I do?
Move seats my dear
Or move schools then
Do whatever you want
Or go and ask Mrs Penn